Vampire Crush

Vampire Crush A.M. Robinson
  • Title: Vampire Crush
  • Author: A.M. Robinson
  • ISBN: 9780061989711
  • Page: 315
  • Format: Paperback
  • Vampire Crush A.M. Robinson Vampire Crush I swear my life was always totally normal Normal house normal family normal school My looks are average I don t have any superpowers no one s showing up to tell me I m a princess you get the pict
    I swear, my life was always totally normal Normal house, normal family, normal school My looks are average, I don t have any superpowers, no one s showing up to tell me I m a princess you get the picture But when my junior year started, something not normal happened There were new kids at school new kids with a wardrobe straight out of a 19th century romanceI swear, my life was always totally normal Normal house, normal family, normal school My looks are average, I don t have any superpowers, no one s showing up to tell me I m a princess you get the picture But when my junior year started, something not normal happened There were new kids at school new kids with a wardrobe straight out of a 19th century romance novel, and an inexplicable desire to stay at school until sundown And on top of that, James Hallowell showed up James, who stole my sandwiches in fourth grade and teased me mercilessly through middle school James, who now seems to have the power to make my heart race any time he comes near But something weird is going on Because James rarely goes out during the day And he seems stronger than your typical guy And he knows the new kids, all of whom seem to be harboring some kind of deep secret
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    1. Actual rating 3.5The strange staring contests The lack of parents And the missing blood Oh God, the missing blood How could I be so stupid They re vampires, or at least under a number of severe delusions.Jesus, Sophie, the guy s name is Vlad.This was a hilarious read It s partially a parody on Twilight and other generic vampire books, so expect quite a few insider vampires jokes If you re expecting a DEEP DARK SCARY YA VAMPIRE NOVEL, stop here This book is 75% lulz, it doesn t take itself seriou [...]

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    2. Dear Sophie McGee,Something tells me we would have gotten along famously in high school.Love,MeSnarky, dry humor, teensy bit off kilter I loved this book Sophie McGee is a hysterical narrator, and Robinson s tight writing and killer sense of humour had me laughing EVERY OVER SENTENCE I am anxiously awaiting whatever next Robinson will write I m making my supervisor read this book tomorrow I honestly can say that I will happily promote this book to both the Twilight and anti Twilight crowds

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    3. TBR Reduce Challenge 26 2011 Arlene Wanting nothing then to be editor in chief for her school newspaper, Sophie will do anything to beat her competition and kinda friend and all she has to do is get the skinny on the new students at school for her article, which is harder then it looks since two of them does t seem to want to cooperate In fact, they seem veryrange Stranger still is James, Sophie s old neighbor and banter buddy, just moved back next door and seems to know the new kids But how I [...]

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    4. Sophie is an average teenager with a little bit of a sarcastic smart ass attitude which actually endears or to me that lives with her dad, step mom and step sister Caroline Life is normal and uneventful until The New Kids show up at the first day back to school Something is off with them, Sophie knows it Their weird 19th century clothing, they way they speak and the fact that none of them live with parents but altogether and on their own And there seems to be some menace under the surface of the [...]

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    5. Was this a mind blowing read, no but it was very entertaining Sophie is your average high school student with dreams to become the next editor in chief of her high school newspaper When she is given a new assignment to interview 4 out of 8 new students at school she uncovers a huge story that nobody is prepared for That is the basic plot but I have to mention James Robinson has created a very believable ya romance James and Sophie have known each other since they were kids and now that James has [...]

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    6. This was a great read I love how easy, fun, and cute it was Sophie is one very entertaining narrator she s witty, driven, curious as hell and investigative Sophie is also competitive to a fault, and we see all these characteristics of her in the book Funny enough, some of these characteristics drive and shape the plot For instance, her curiosity and investigative streak leads her into discovering far about the newcomers in her school than her getting to know you article required She diverts fro [...]

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    7. 100% worth reading because it so blatantly makes fun of the teen vampire fad Edward is dreamy uttered by an actual teen vamp reading Twilight You know you wanna And just for this line alone I thought I would be even safer in a human high school No one expects to find vampires in high school, he says, attempting an apologetic smile I should probably study for my finals, but why should I when I could read this and maybe rewatch High School Musical

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    8. Meh.I like stories about vampires and all the legends that surround them, but I also prefer those stories being at least decently mapped out This one was not, hence the meh I ve read it, but I didn t enjoy it at all and most of the time I was just frustrated with everyone and everything.

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    9. My Thoughts When I started this one, I honestly didn t know what I was in for I figured it would just be another vampire novel that was like the rest Lately, it seems like they have all just went together Vampire Crush was unique and enjoyable It was a little of bit mystery, romance, and humor We are introduced to Sophie who is in high school She is on the school newspaper and just kind of keeps to herself People know her but they don t really know her We ve all felt like that at a time I think [...]

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    10. such a good heroine sniff she made me cry tears of happiness Sophie s POV was a joy to read She made me snicker so much I think I have permanent laugh lines etched on my mouth, finally I think every vampire YA trope has been used in this novel WITHOUT INSULTING THE ORIGINAL BOOK Which is great I respect authors who respect other authors Marisabel just shrugs, rolling on her back to stare up at an open copy of Twilight This is not right at all, she says Edward is dreamy, though Maybe you could ge [...]

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    11. Finally another Vampire book I love One thats so modern it even mentions Rihanna and Twilight A.M Robinson has introduced a realistic set of vampires to the world Very relatable very likeable When I first started the book I had my doubts I thought it was going to be another Twilight Oh how wrong I was as a matter of fact this book lets say mentions Twilight in a humorous way which will have you giggling.The quality of writing is fantastic the pace, the orginality, fullness of the development and [...]

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    12. I know what you re thinking seriously, do we need another Twilight wanna be The same thought popped into my head when this one showed up in my mailbox I reluctantly decided to give it a try and was immediately rewarded with a quirky and witty supernatural tale Vampire Crush offers up a host of odd yet lovable characters Sophie, our heroine, is spunky and sarcastic Just reading her thoughts had me smiling Her best friend and love interest, James, isn t your typical Edward Cullen His conversations [...]

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    13. Hilarious, unusual, brilliant, hilarious Hilarious I said it three times now GET READY You will love Sophie, except probably not as much as you ll love Vlad Hands off, though, people Vlad is mine.

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    14. A cute, light read that spoofs all vampire stuff ever The romance is probably the best part.Definitely recommended.

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    15. This is a very cute, light paranormal read that I enjoyed Though the vampires in the book were very unoriginal and the book was very predictable, I still enjoyed reading the novel Vampire Crush is a nice book to read if you aren t looking for anything too deep or love vampire novels.Sophie is a paper cutter heroine that you will find in most YA novels nowadays She doesn t care much for her looks, people think that she is average, she dresses frumpy, and is a loner Of course, this is the point wh [...]

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    16. I think you would have to be delusional to not see the similarities between the blurb and a certain popular teen vamp story that shall remain unnamed But ignore those possible similarities, because they hardly exist at all once you start reading Vampire Crush.Starting with the cover I love it It has a simple beauty, but I will admit that I have no idea how it plays into the story, other than the old fashioned batvampire connection.I m beyond over the vampire craze, but since I ll be one of the s [...]

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    17. I m a 63 year old woman who has never read a vampire book in my life and never thought I would The whole Twilight thing just seemed crazy to me However, my best friend s daughter wrote this one, so I felt compelled to read it.I loved it I know I m prejudiced, but this is a great book for teen readers and adults alike Not only is it funny in that it doesn t take the vampire craze too seriously, it tells the story of a very normal teenage girl, Sophie, who just happens to be living next door to a [...]

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    18. Wow I m blown away by this hilarious take on the YA vampire novel Is this really the author s first book I m not going to say that the plot is super duper original, but Robinson s humor comes through in almost every sentence And that is what sets this book apart from almost everything else out there Sadly, I m not sure what kind of a massive brain fart the author had when she came up with the title Vampire Crush That s justful I can only imagine how many readers haven t bothered to look past the [...]

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    19. This is a vampire book that is a little to not believable I think the author did that on purpose It s about the coming of life issues that teenagers go through when they find out that the new kids are vamps For me I found this a little junior high and would not recommend to my book friends due to the immaturity of the writing This was an outside the box for me Twilight Parody.

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    20. Vampire Crush by A.M Robinson4 starsSophie McGee s life is pretty normal There aren t super hot guys checking her out when she walks by, her routine is normal, and aside from investigating for the high school paper and hoping to snag the editor and chief spot, she s a normal high school girl There weren t any vampires luring in her hallways Then a bunch of kids that looks and sounds like they ve stopped out of a Dracula movie come to school She s assigned the task of getting to know four of them [...]

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    21. I am officially dubbing Vampire Crush as the best book ever I loved this book I decided this when Sophie mentioned Harry Potter on page twelve I don t want to view spoiler Drunken baby naming is a very serious problem , i think as i flip to their schedules I half expect to find them signed up for Defense against the Dark Arts Sophie reading the names of the new vampire students she has to interview hide spoiler the joke, because i about peed my pants when i read it, but here is a hintIt doesn t [...]

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    22. I just have to say that I loved this book SO much It was on my shelves and I kept being drawn to it, something about the cover and the title just kept calling to me, but I was in the middle of about 6 other books, so I thought it best to finish one of them before I started another book I couldn t do it, though I just felt a pull to this book, so I picked it up and figured I would start it, get over the pull, then put it down until I had time to finish it Well, that didn t happen I couldn t put t [...]

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    23. I swear, my life was always totally normal Normal house, normal family, normal school My looks are average, I don t have any superpowers, no one s showing up to tell me I m a princess you get the picture But when my junior year started, something not normal happened There were new kids at school new kids with a wardrobe straight out of a 19th century romance novel, and an inexplicable desire to stay at school until sundown And on top of that, James Hallowell showed up James, who stole my sandwi [...]

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    24. Sophie McGee Finally a smart protagonist Sophie knows when somethings not right and she s determined to find out I ll make this spoiler free just state the obvious.Every character in this book is fitting and perfect to the T Noone was too evil noone was too smart for their own good Everyone had there own personality, except the twins of course And everyone had a purpose There were no random characters thrown in the book just for a filler.The flow of the story was great It went from the basic get [...]

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    25. I laughed my way through this book, and then got a little scared , and then found myself laughing again First things first, Sophie McGee Sophie is smart, driven and witty, and thankfully for us readers, is not the type to go cross eyed and weak at the knees when being seduced by a vampire Luckily, we have the pleasure of being inside of her hilarious head for 400 pages Robinson s descriptions of other characters idiosyncrasies through Sophie s eyes had me giggling, whether it was Violet s dedica [...]

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    26. 4.5 starsI loved it.Sophie s character was real, straight forward and downright hilarious.You couldn t help but love her.James was sweet and the way James and Sophie s relationship was brought Sophie s take on him and their history together made me love it and made it unique And the story, it isn t often that you come across a vampire story that manages to be hilarious, interesting and have just the right amount of action to top it all off This one did And usually broodiness comes with the vampi [...]

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    27. Recap Sophie is your average high school teen that gets lost in the background Her goal is to be editor n chief for the school paper, her closest and basical only friend is her competitor What should be an easy editorial assignment, meet and interview the new kids, turns out harder, dangerous, and mysterious than she bargained for It was a teen book, yea it had vampires they didn t sparkle but did have a few perks Most of the book flowed well, it gave me high school flashbacks but my neighbour [...]

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    28. So yes this is a vampire novel that might be similar to other ones, but I guess that doesn t bother me First off there were a number of times that I laughed out loud at something someone said or did I really like Sophie and of course James totally adorable but not without his faults issues , but there were some great secondary characters as well The evil vampire Vlad made me laugh right away because it sounded so cliche and I knew from there that the book would be that way and it was great There [...]

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    29. This book was amazing It was full of humor, well developed characters and great pacing Sophie is a great heroine and is a very witty, intelligent, quirky, sarcastic and infinitely curious character Being in her head for a whole book was a delight I don t think I ve ever laughed this much with a book The romance in the book is well done and not angst ridden I have to say that I was skeptical about this book because it was another teen vampire romance novel, but what s great about this one in part [...]

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    30. Vampire Crush was an okay book I was actually pretty disappointed but I can t blame the book for that because I had pumped my expectations pretty high after reading several reviews on.In truth this book is funny, at times laugh out loud funny But that is the only thing I enjoyed about this book The characters were thin and the book never dives deep into any of them, or a interesting plot It took great effort for me to finish this book and I think that s entirely because there was nothing grabbin [...]

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